well, me, i fall in love with you every single day
Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
i am three years behind in my math homework
do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off
(Source: cucumberbatchin-gone, via collapsed)
I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me
rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one”
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
(Source: liamfx, via gnarly)
i used to think that saying “i love you” was this sacred thing and that saying it too much to too many people would make it lose meaning but now i think the exact opposite. i love every person i meet and every person i see, they’re all just different kinds of love and they manifest in different ways.